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Well , it seems that OPD had another slow night .. I got a ticket for parking on Orange because my front doors were passed the stop bar line .. ok , maybe they were , but I am not an idiot , & made sure that that my car was not blocking the intersection or cross walk for that matter ... Lets just say that I think this city is thinking through its' asshole .. I really don't blame the OPD , but more the city for not providing proper parking for the downtown life style .. I refuse to pay $10 a night for parking, weather I am working , or for pleasure , 4 nights out of the week .. Due to the fact that an Orlando city planner thinks it is more important at the time to keep tearing out garages & parking structure lots to make way for more fuckin condos ... Here lies within the gouging of prices to park , & these fuck nuts only care about taking your money & NOT keeping an eye on your vehicle being safely parked ... This city is turning to a lazy piece of shit & wants to be some big "Hollywood" , or "New York", or "Atlanta" type city which we are NOT...!! Nor, will we ever be .. So , instead of ticketing people whom want to have a nice quaint city , why not focus on the people that are starting fights , or the bums that are giving attitude if you don't give them a fucking dollar that YOU yourself worked hard to earn so you can have a nice entertaining lifestyle ... Ok , fine , next one that gives me attitude , or another threat because I don't give them money for no FUCKIN reason , I'll simply lay them the fuck out & feel it's justified .. I am SICK of this shit & this fuckin towns ASS BACKWARDS way of thinking ..! Current Mood: pissed off
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Just got home from a rather looooooonnnng day .... Last night was a blast ..!! I gots a good drink on a lil dancin , fun friends & great musice from the tune-trolers upstairs ..!! lol! Had to be up for work rather early & am tired as hell from only getting about 2 hours of sleep if that ... After work I headed over to Antnee's for my fav. dish of the Chicken Marsala with a few beers ... Tonight is a load of laundry & off to bed ...
For now , I leave you folks with a fun lil joker .. good night ..
Buttercups
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?"
For doing what you did, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life. And, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life." In fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" Then POOF! She was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he yelled for his friend "Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Dave shouts back "DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love of God, DON'T SWING!"
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| tirent's LJ stalker is misererefury! | | misererefury is stalking you because you are really good at bowling. They are also in jail for murder! |
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Well , actually been up for a while , about 9:30am .. hehe .. The weather is awesome here ... Always sleeping with the patio door open..Very restful until the buses start running .. LOL! Yesterday , Donnie & I walked down to the docks & grabbed breakfast at a lil dinner by the train station , then headed over to the USS Midway to get times & admission prices .. Afterwords walked around the Seaport Village enjoying the weather...It was then time for the movie so we came back to the loft , had a beer & walked over to the theater to see Episode 3 ... LOVED the movie , best of the first 3 yet ..! We then came back to hang at the loft & Julie came home & cooked us up some DAMN good pork tenderloin..!! She is a GREAT cook ..! LAter that night we headed down to a club called "Flame" where they were hosting a night called "Sabbat" .. Nice club , seeing it is a gay club on their regular nights .. Hence the cool decor & cleanliness of the place .. They had more old school industrial in the front room , & more newer EBM/trance in the back room .. Prices weren't too bad , $5 cover & $5.50 drinks .. ALOT cheaper than LA .. Music was pretty good ,(but to mention , still the music back home still has me spoiled ..LOL!) ..The floors filled up fast I really didn't get too much dancing in .. What was odd , was , they call last cal , & literally close the doors 5min. later .. Donnie & I were like "huh?, I still have a full drink ..!" .. So far , not too sure what is up for today , breakfast & coffee are first on the list , then afterwords , I think we are going to mill around down town & have lunch at some BBQ place Donnie says they shot the diner scene in "Top Gun" at .. Tonight is Sun. night , & I hope my crew will be manning the bar in my absence LOL! Again , take care folks , luv ya all ..! Current Mood: relaxed
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xmas party at tIrent's house!! |
maxburn maxburn</strong> drank 7 irish creams, 7 lagers, 13 vodkas, 13 cognacs, 15 cosmopolitans and 10 stouts.
miss_nightshade</strong> and kriseis</strong> thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down maxburn</strong>'s underpants. maxburn</strong> now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals.
Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass maxburn</strong>! Stop it!
_glassphyxia_ _glassphyxia_</strong> drank 9 lagers, 2 ciders, a rum, 12 vermouths, 14 aligator bites and 10 kahluas.
During a game of Twister _glassphyxia_</strong> reached out and felt dawaioser</strong>'s arse. dawaioser</strong> is now in rehab trying to recover from this trauma.
twistedkitten twistedkitten</strong> drank 4 gins, 11 goldschlagers, 9 absinthes and 14 pernods.
In what can only be described as a historic revelation, twistedkitten</strong> informed the room that Santa and sodomy do not mix
tirent tirent</strong> drank 2 white russians, 5 red wines, 15 ales, 12 coffee liqueurs, 2 mescals and an absinthe.
crackkitty crackkitty</strong> drank 13 stouts, 6 kahluas and 12 red wines.
kriseis kriseis</strong> drank 3 whiskeys, 14 red wines and 14 irish creams.
requiemforgod requiemforgod</strong> drank 10 vermouths, 7 bloody marys and 6 gins.
faintlyred faintlyred</strong> drank 11 bloody marys and 12 everclears.
misererefury misererefury</strong> drank 12 mint juleps, 5 ales and 6 irish creams.
dawaioser dawaioser</strong> drank 8 absinthes and 14 poteens.
miss_nightshade miss_nightshade</strong> drank 9 goldschlagers and 6 rums.
constitutional constitutional</strong> drank 12 ciders.
Dear god tIrent</strong>! Your house was a bloody mess afterwards! The following bastards barfed all over your carpet - maxburn</strong>, tirent</strong> |
Xmas Party? |
Drunken fights, hammer attacks, glorious turkeys, ridiculous amounts of alcohol, sex, drugs and rock n roll Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks! |
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